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This is some funny stories I get from the internet. I hope you will like it and laugh as I do. Enjoy!

Bad Reception
A blonde went to an electronic store and she asked,"How much is this TV?" The salesman said, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes." The next day she come back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a red headand asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes." She replied, "I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I'm a blonde?" "Because it's not a TV, it's a microwave."

The Injured Thumb
This guy went into a restaurant and ordered his meal. When the waitress came out with his soup, he noticed that she had her thumb stuck into the soup. This upset him, but he let it go. She then brought out his chili, and again her thumb was in the food. He let it go again. When she brought out his hot fudge sundae, her thumb was in the food and this was too much for him. "Goddammit", said the man, "get your damn thumb out of my food!" "Well, I injured it a while ago and the doctor said I should keep it warm." "Why don't you shove it up your ass?" the man said angrily. "That's what I do when I'm in the kitchen.